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So I decided I’ll take initiative and have some ambition to stop procrastinating, tomorrow though.

-buying “feminine supplies-
Male cashier: would you like a bag?
Girl: Oh yeah.
Male cashier: yeah, I would too.

If only it was a fake story :(

This is obviously bias, but I make the best burgers

a clogged artery, is a happy artery.
Andrea Robyn
jussttom:

Yes or no?

NO TOM NOOOOO

jussttom:

Yes or no?

NO TOM NOOOOO

peetaslongbun:

WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING

paramore : you'll spend the rest of your life in a cave
josh hutcherson : THANK GOD
tumblr people: you're so gorgeous hfusdifhsdifhisdhfis
people in real life: oh look it speaks

theisabellefuhrman:

just died, like 5 times! SO FUNNY!

did-you-kno:

Source

Way to go Canada

did-you-kno:

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Way to go Canada